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The Complete Legal & Ethical Record of Donald J. Trump (as of 3 Feb. 2025)

12 March 2025

In the latest edition of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Satire, felon President Donald Trump was invited to the White House on Tuesday to sell cars on behalf of government inefficiency czar Elon Musk.

8 March 2025

Donald Trump has played golf at his own courses in Florida on six of the seven weekends since his second term began costing taxpayers at least $18.2 million.

“According to a 2019 Government Accountability Office report examining the first four trips Trump took to Mar-a-Lago during his first administration, each one costs $3,383,250 — a sum based on 2017 dollars that is likely higher now.”

There’s a Sucker Born Every Minute

Following up the Bibles, sneakers, watches, photo books and cryptocurrency ventures launched during his third White House campaign, President-elect Donald Trump has apparently signed onto a line of guitars

Why Trump’s new trading cards are a very bad bet

Trump facts

  • 64 Times Mentioned In Epstein Report.
  • 97 Times Pleaded The Fifth.
  • 34 Felony Convictions.
  • 91 Criminal Charges.
  • 26 Sexual Assault Allegations.
  • 6 Bankruptcies.
  • 5 Draft Deferments.
  • 4 Indictments.
  • 2 Impeachments.
  • 2 Convicted Companies.
  • 1 Fake University Shut Down.
  • 1 Fake Charity Shut Down.
  • $25 Million Fraud Settlement.
  • $5 Million Sexual Abuse Verdict.
  • $2 Million Fake Charity Abuse Judgment.
  • $93 Million Sexual Abuse Judgments.
  • $400+ Million Fraud Judgment.
  • First President in history (serving a full term) to increase the deficit every year he was in office.
  • First President in history to maintain a debt to GDP ratio over 100% for his entire term.
  • Highest annual budget deficit.
  • Most added to the national debt in a single term.
  • Most new unemployment claims.
  • Largest single day point drop in the history of the Dow.
  • First major party candidate in half a century to lose the popular vote twice.
  • Longest government shutdown in history (and he did that while his own party controlled both chambers of Congress).
  • First President in the history of approval ratings to maintain a net negative approval rating for his entire term.
  • First President to be impeached twice.
  • First President to have bipartisan support for his conviction after impeachment (which happened both times).
  • Most indictments, guilty pleas, and criminal convictions of members of an administration.
  • First president to have a mug shot.