No Official Position
Elon Musk
Unelected, unconfirmed, unqualified, unaccountable, unrestrained, dangerous Tяцmp ass-kisser.
Vivek Ramaswamy
Everyone Wants Him Out
White House Press Secretary
Karoline Leavitt (Bullshit Barbie)
Attorney General
Matt Gaetz (oops!)1
Pam Bondi
Trump has repeatedly threatened to abuse the Department of Justice to pursue his political enemies. Bondi’s proven loyalty to Trump would make good on those threats, undermining the essential independence of the department from the White House. The attorney general is charged with representing the people of the United States, not to serve as the president’s personal attorney — or attack dog.
-Alliance for Justice, January 15, 2025
Guess she wasn’t loyal enough.
Todd Blanche
“Todd Blanche is a Trump enforcer. He has no business being attorney general.”
Secretary of Agriculture
Brooke Rollins
Trump’s Pick to Lead the USDA, Brooke Rollins, Is Inexperienced, Anti-Science, and Extremist
Secretary of Commerce
Howard Lutnick
Secretary of Defense War Crimes
Pete Hegseth
Why, in his own words, Hegseth is an unqualified candidate for secretary of Defense
Secretary of Wrestling Education
Linda McMahon
The most unqualified Secretary of Education since Betsy DeVos
Top Three Reasons Linda McMahon Should Not Be Secretary of Education
Secretary of Energy
Chris Wright
“Chris Wright is not merely unqualified, he’s a direct threat to our future and the planet’s.”
Secretary of Health & Human Services
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Arguably the most unqualified of all Felon 47’s Cabinet appointments.
Secretary of Homeland Security
Markwayne Mullin
Kristi Noem (ICE Barbie) (removed by Trump 5 March 2026)
Trump cuts his losses on Noem after controversial tenure at homeland security
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development
Scott Turner
“… not nearly as unqualified as most of Trump’s other cabinet picks.”
Secretary of the Interior
Doug Burgum
House Natural Resources Committee hearing
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
INTERIOR SEC. DOUG BURGUM: “When the sun goes down, solar panels produce zero electricity. The whole machine doesn’t work.”
REP. JARED HUFFMAN (D-CA), holds up a battery: “I request to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the Secretary is unaware of. It’s a battery. China’s figured it out.”.
Critics Warn Trump Picks for EPA and Interior Would Only Serve Billionaire Polluters
Secretary of Labor
Keith Sonderling (acting)
This Administration keeps putting unqualified leadership in charge of workers’ rights. Our men and women in labor deserve better.
– Senator Angela Alsobrooks
Lori Chavez-DeRemer (Resigned in disgrace)
Secretary of State Propagnda
Marco Rubio
Had Felon 34 nominated someone (anyone) with actual diplomatic experience as Secretary of State, instead of this spineless, ineffectual, incompetent twit; they could have steered the meeting with President Zelenskyy, if not to a satisfactory outcome, so at least so we aren’t once again the laughingstock of the world.
Eight Reasons Marco Rubio Would Be a Disastrous Secretary of State
Secretary of Transportation
Sean Duffy
Secretary of Treasury
Scott Bessent
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Doug Collins
Administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services
Dr. Mehmet Oz (Dr. Oz)
Mehmet Oz unqualified to run Medicare and Medicaid
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Lee Zeldin
Lee Zeldin Is an Unqualified, Anti-American Worker Nominee Who Will Sell Out Our Clean Air and Water
EPA head says he’ll roll back dozens of environmental regulations, including rules on climate change
Administrator of the Small Business Administration
Kelly Loeffler
Her involvement in a stock trading scandal during her Senate term should have disqualified her from holding any cabinet post.
Border Patrol chief
Currently vacant
Mike Banks
“The resignation comes weeks after the Washington Examiner reported that six current and former border patrol employees had accused Banks of regularly paying for sex with prostitutes during trips to Colombia and Thailand over more than a decade, and bragging about it to colleagues.”
Chairman of the Federal Reserve
Kevin Warsh
Director of the Bureau of Land Management (BLM)
Steve Pearce
Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
Dr. Erica Schwartz
Reproductive Freedom for All President and CEO Mini Timmaraju
Dave Weldon
White House withdraws Trump’s pick Dave Weldon for CDC director
Susan Monarez
Fired by The Trump Administration
Director of the CIA
John Ratcliffe
‘Perhaps the clearest sign that three-term Texas congressman Ratcliffe is manifestly unqualified to serve as the nation’s director of national intelligence isn’t the fact that he embellished his résumé, nor that only a minority of the US Senate would vote to confirm him, nor that the first time he was floated for the post last summer he was so soundly rejected that he withdrew almost immediately.’
‘Instead, it’s that years before just 49 senators of the 116th Congress—all Republicans—voted to confirm him last week as the head of the nation’s 17 intelligence agencies and the president’s top intelligence adviser, the 108th Congress tried to stop a man like Ratcliffe from assuming that very role in the first place. They wrote into the law that created the job, 50 US Code § 3023, “Any individual nominated for appointment as Director of National Intelligence shall have extensive national security expertise.”
-Wired Magazine 28 May 2025
Director of the FBI
Kashyap Patel (J. Edgar Boozer)
Director of National Intelligence
Jay Clayton
“Absent, Unqualified, Conflicted, And Loyal To Trump Above All”
Tulsi Gabbard
She has no experience in the intelligence community and has never held a national security official position in the executive branch, a significant requirement for the DNI role.
Director of the Office of Management and Budget
Russ Vought
– Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) – 15 January 2025
FDA Commissioner
Kyle Diamantas (acting)
Marty Makary
“FDA Head Doesn’t Survive Trump’s Impatience to Poison Kids With Flavored Vapes, Enrich His Donors”
National Security Advisor
Marco Rubio (acting.
Mike Waltz (“fired” by appointing him U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations)
United States Trade Representative
Jamieson Greer
A “rubber stamp” for Felon 34’s “chaotic” and “draconian” trade policies, including the use of blanket tariffs.
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1 The House Ethics Committee’s final report on its investigation into former Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., found that he engaged in a long list of conduct that violates House Rules and some actions that could be criminal offenses at the state level.
