No Official Position
Elon Musk

Unelected, unconfirmed, unqualified, unaccountable, unrestrained, dangerous Tяцmp ass-kisser. 

Vivek Ramaswamy
Everyone Wants Him Out


White House Press Secretary
Karoline Leavitt  (Bullshit  Barbie)

Felon 47’s spinmeister.  Committed to “telling the truth from this podium every single day,” then spreads BS.


Attorney General
Matt Gaetz (oops!)1

Pam Bondi

Trump has repeatedly threatened to abuse the Department of Justice to pursue his political enemies. Bondi’s proven loyalty to Trump would make good on those threats, undermining the essential independence of the department from the White House. The attorney general is charged with representing the people of the United States, not to serve as the president’s personal attorney — or attack dog.

-Alliance for Justice, January 15, 2025

Guess she wasn’t loyal enough.

Todd Blanche

The Republic deserves better, but almost surely will be saddled will be saddled with another Trump toady. For now, the acting Attorney General is Todd Blanche, who was one of Trump’s defense lawyers and has been Bondi’s deputy.

“Todd Blanche is a Trump enforcer. He has no business being attorney general.”


Secretary of Agriculture
Brooke Rollins

Trump’s Pick to Lead the USDA, Brooke Rollins, Is Inexperienced, Anti-Science, and Extremist


Secretary of Commerce
Howard Lutnick

An advocate for imposing wide-ranging tariffs, Lutnick told CNBC in September that “tariffs are an amazing tool for the President to use — we need to protect the American worker.”


Secretary of Defense War Crimes
Pete Hegseth 

Why, in his own words, Hegseth is an unqualified candidate for secretary of Defense


Secretary of Wrestling Education
Linda McMahon

The most unqualified Secretary of Education since Betsy DeVos

Top Three Reasons Linda McMahon Should Not Be Secretary of Education


Secretary of Energy
Chris Wright

“Chris Wright is not merely unqualified, he’s a direct threat to our future and the planet’s.”


Secretary of Health & Human Services
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Arguably the most unqualified of all Felon 47’s Cabinet appointments.

“The consequences of his confirmation will touch nearly every household in the nation and every single preventable illness and death that results from his confirmation lands solely on the shoulders of Republicans.”


Secretary of Homeland Security
Markwayne Mullin

“Complicating matters further is the senator’s odd worldview and broad ignorance. Mullin has suggested, for example, that journalists would write “less false stories” if violence were used to handle disputes. He’s struggled to understand the basics of inflation. He’s falsely suggested that vaccines cause autism. He’s struggled with how per capita statistics work.”

Kristi Noem (ICE Barbie)  (removed by Trump 5 March 2026)

Trump cuts his losses on Noem after controversial tenure at homeland security


Secretary of Housing & Urban Development
Scott Turner

“… not nearly as unqualified as most of Trump’s other cabinet picks.”


Secretary of the Interior
Doug Burgum

House Natural Resources Committee hearing
Wednesday, May 13, 2026

INTERIOR SEC. DOUG BURGUM: “When the sun goes down, solar panels produce zero electricity. The whole machine doesn’t work.”

REP. JARED HUFFMAN (D-CA), holds up a battery: “I request to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the Secretary is unaware of. It’s a battery. China’s figured it out.”.

 

Critics Warn Trump Picks for EPA and Interior Would Only Serve Billionaire Polluters


Secretary of Labor
Keith Sonderling (acting)

Keith Sonderling is now Acting Secretary of Labor. During a hearing last year, he was unable to answer my basic question on collective bargaining.

This Administration keeps putting unqualified leadership in charge of workers’ rights. Our men and women in labor deserve better.

– Senator Angela Alsobrooks

Lori Chavez-DeRemer  (Resigned in disgrace)

“Inquiries into complaints about her leadership — alleging abuses of her position’s power, having an affair with a subordinate and drinking alcohol on the job — have also forced out at least four other officials within the nation’s labor agency, including her former chief of staff and deputy chief of staff, among others.”


Secretary of State Propagnda
Marco Rubio

Had Felon 34 nominated someone (anyone) with actual diplomatic experience as Secretary of State, instead of this spineless, ineffectual, incompetent twit; they could have steered the meeting with President Zelenskyy, if not to a satisfactory outcome, so at least so we aren’t once again the laughingstock of the world.

Eight Reasons Marco Rubio Would Be a Disastrous Secretary of State

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, “temporarily” replaced Waltz and became “acting” National Security Adviser in addition to his role as Secretary of State.


Secretary of Transportation
Sean Duffy

“Before entering politics, Duffy had various roles on reality television shows and was a sports commentator and professional logging sports (log rolling, speed climbing tall poles) participant. Nothing on his public bios suggests any experience with aviation, logistics, rail or road transportation.”


Secretary of Treasury
Scott Bessent

Musk team given access to sensitive federal payment system. “The access to the payment system was granted by incoming Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on Friday, the same day when a longtime Treasury official named David Lebryk was placed on administrative leave and suddenly retired, the New York Times reported.”


Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Doug Collins

Doug Collins’s Cancel Culture


Administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services
Dr. Mehmet Oz (Dr. Oz)

Mehmet Oz unqualified to run Medicare and Medicaid


Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Lee Zeldin

Lee Zeldin Is an Unqualified, Anti-American Worker Nominee Who Will Sell Out Our Clean Air and Water

EPA head says he’ll roll back dozens of environmental regulations, including rules on climate change


Administrator of the Small Business Administration
Kelly Loeffler

Her involvement in a stock trading scandal during her Senate term should have disqualified her from holding any cabinet post.


Border Patrol chief
Currently vacant

Mike Banks

“The resignation comes weeks after the Washington Examiner reported that six current and former border patrol employees had accused Banks of regularly paying for sex with prostitutes during trips to Colombia and Thailand over more than a decade, and bragging about it to colleagues.”


Chairman of the Federal Reserve 
Kevin Warsh

“The big question now is whether Warsh will do Trump’s bidding and advocate lower interest rates even in the face of rising inflation — a move that would worsen the inflation even if it gives the economy (along with Trump and the Republicans) a temporary boost.”


Director of the Bureau of Land Management (BLM)
Steve Pearce

“Steve Pearce is a dangerous choice to lead the Bureau of Land Management,” said former secretary of the interior Deb Haaland, who is currently running for governor of New Mexico. “He routinely sides with billion-dollar companies that exploit our people, destroy our landscapes, and pollute our water and land.”


Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
Dr. Erica Schwartz

“Erica Schwartz is the latest in a long line of extremists stacked in this administration to undermine abortion access and patients’ privacy. Her confirmation cements an anti-abortion agenda at the center of the CDC’s work, rather than containing outbreaks and keeping the public safe. Every senator who voted to confirm her will have to answer to their constituents for handing anti-abortion opponents another ally in the Trump administration.”

Reproductive Freedom for All President and CEO Mini Timmaraju

 Dave Weldon
White House withdraws Trump’s pick Dave Weldon for CDC director

Susan Monarez
Fired by The Trump Administration


Director of the CIA
John Ratcliffe

‘Perhaps the clearest sign that three-term Texas congressman Ratcliffe is manifestly unqualified to serve as the nation’s director of national intelligence isn’t the fact that he embellished his résumé, nor that only a minority of the US Senate would vote to confirm him, nor that the first time he was floated for the post last summer he was so soundly rejected that he withdrew almost immediately.’

‘Instead, it’s that years before just 49 senators of the 116th Congress—all Republicans—voted to confirm him last week as the head of the nation’s 17 intelligence agencies and the president’s top intelligence adviser, the 108th Congress tried to stop a man like Ratcliffe from assuming that very role in the first place. They wrote into the law that created the job, 50 US Code § 3023, “Any individual nominated for appointment as Director of National Intelligence shall have extensive national security expertise.”

-Wired Magazine 28 May 2025


Director of the FBI 
Kashyap Patel (J. Edgar Boozer)

“Kash Patel, Donald Trump’s nominee to lead the FBI, lacks the most important qualification for the post: loyalty to the rule of law rather than his boss.”


Director of National Intelligence
Jay Clayton

“Absent, Unqualified, Conflicted, And Loyal To Trump Above All”

Tulsi Gabbard

She has no experience in the intelligence community and has never held a national security official position in the executive branch, a significant requirement for the DNI role.


Director of the Office of Management and Budget
Russ Vought

“In addition to Vought’s intention to dismantle the civil service, the Senate cannot ignore his willingness and intentions to misuse his own authority and craft plans for the president to subvert the law and, in the process, American democracy. Vought supports the president withholding congressionally appropriated funds, which violates the Impoundment Control Act, as well as bypassing the advice and consent of the Senate to push recess appointments. He also supports invoking the Insurrection Act to deploy the military on the American public and abusing emergency powers. “

– Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) – 15 January 2025


FDA Commissioner
Kyle Diamantas (acting)

Marty Makary

“FDA Head Doesn’t Survive Trump’s Impatience to Poison Kids With Flavored Vapes, Enrich His Donors”


National Security Advisor
Marco Rubio (acting.

The U.S. faces yet another clear and apparent danger. Since Jan. 20, the Trump administration has eviscerated what should be the president’s most important decision-making body: the National Security Council. Indeed, today’s National Security Council should be renamed the “non-security council.”  

Mike Waltz  (“fired” by appointing him U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations)

Reports indicated that, in addition to the “Signalgate” security incident, Waltz’s, his “hawkish” views on Iran and perceived misalignment with the administration’s direction contributed to his removal.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, “temporarily” replaced Waltz and became “acting” National Security Adviser in addition to his role as Secretary of State.


United States Trade Representative
Jamieson Greer

A “rubber stamp” for Felon 34’s “chaotic” and “draconian” trade policies, including the use of blanket tariffs.


More on Tяцmp’s Minions …

“…loyal sycophants, unqualified and far outside the norm of the traditional choice for the various posts.”

Critics Warn Trump Picks for EPA and Interior Would Only Serve Billionaire Polluters


1 The House Ethics Committee’s final report on its investigation into former Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., found that he engaged in a long list of conduct that violates House Rules and some actions that could be criminal offenses at the state level.